Cell Phones

I have seen cell phones used just about everywhere. People carrying on a conversation at a dinner table but not with anyone at that table. As soon as a plane lands the cell phones come out. People talking loudly at meetings. I even saw someone who should have been placed in a padded room talking to the air while walking through an airport carrying on some inane conversation with no one about food and car problems, until he turned around and I saw a small remote phone piece in his ear. I suppose the list is endless.

But today I think I saw what must be one of the strangest cell phone uses. A man was standing at a urinal using one hand to do what is necessary at the urinal and the other hand holding a cell phone. Never again when any male friends who call me will I ask, “What’s up?” or “Hey, whatcha doin’?”