The actual use of Traffic Signs!

(This is fiction)

 

Closed to all Vehicles unless you feel like driving down it.

One way street but going the other way is OK

Intersection. You have right of way you hope.

Yield sign. You must give way. Unless you think you possibly can beat the other guy.

No Parking unless there is no other place to park or this is one foot closer to where you want to go.

No Passing unless there is room to force the oncoming vehicle to the side, then go for it.

You must drive in this direction unless you have a motorcycle or scooter, then do whatever you want..

No entry. One way except for bicycles, scooters, motorcycles, cars and trucks.

Parking or blocking other people in.

Wait for oncoming traffic. Used during construction or narrow roads or bridges. Same as Yield above.

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